– The bird singing outside of your window is a Vulture.
– You have a mini-heart attack when your alarm goes off in the morning.
– Your Twin Brother forgets your birthday.
– Your doctor says: I have one bad news for you, and one that is really bad.
– The emergency hot line puts you on hold.
– You are the main news, but you are only mentioned as “The Suspect”.
– You wake up involuntarily in a different state.
– The doctor tells you that you are allergic towards food.
– You have to ask for a loan to pay off debts.
– The Psychic offers to give you your money back after having looked into your future.
– A TV-team fra “Fox Crime” waits for you in the office when you arrive work.
– The first page in the newspapers say: EVACUATE NOW!
– Just when you walk under a ladder, you trip over a black cat just to break a mirror.
– Your hairdresser says:  “Ooops! You did have two ears when you came, right?”

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