Posts tagged ‘Bad News’

You know you are having a bad day when…

– The bird singing outside of your window is a Vulture.
– You have a mini-heart attack when your alarm goes off in the morning.
– Your Twin Brother forgets your birthday.
– Your doctor says: I have one bad news for you, and one that is really bad.
– The emergency hot line puts you on hold.
– You are the main news, but you are only mentioned as “The Suspect”.
– You wake up involuntarily in a different state.
– The doctor tells you that you are allergic towards food.
– You have to ask for a loan to pay off debts.
– The Psychic offers to give you your money back after having looked into your future.
– A TV-team fra “Fox Crime” waits for you in the office when you arrive work.
– The first page in the newspapers say: EVACUATE NOW!
– Just when you walk under a ladder, you trip over a black cat just to break a mirror.
– Your hairdresser says:  “Ooops! You did have two ears when you came, right?”

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Approaching the Apocalypse…

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Well, here is the Weather Forecast for today:

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Good news:

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The End is Near…

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The world ends on Oprah’s last day

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And now over to the Maya Calendar…

Maya, Aztec, Oreo & Maria Calendar

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That will freak somebody out!

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Ran out of Space

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Tequila is ready

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What happens after 2012

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Dilbert Calendar

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Now it looks like a calendar again

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And here you have the real reason why the Maya Calendar ends in 2012

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Who would have predicted that

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By the way… Here is a detailed plan of what will happen tomorrow…

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