Posts tagged ‘Cows’

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Exam Questions – and Answers…

No matter how far our exams are dumbed down, it seems it’s not far enough for today’s pupils. 

But rather than admit defeat in the face of tricky questions, some decide to take a more creative approach to their answers.
After scouring exam papers and speaking to teachers, humorist Richard Benson has collected the worst student howlers in a new book.
You won’t know whether to laugh – or cry. 
 

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Mad Cow Disease

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?”

“Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?”

“Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what’s the relationship between this and Mad Cow?”

“And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?”

“Mr. Brown, that’s interesting, but, what’s the point?”

“Lady, the point is this: if I’m playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you go mad, too?”

People of Walmart – 2

Im a huge fan of the www.peopleofwalmart.com site. They capture peope that with an odd sense of fashion

See here for People of Walmart 1

I got an idea what do do next time my pants are all worn out. I can just redo them !!!

Hotpants:

Why do people think its ok to jam 10 pounds of meat into a 5 pound bag?When you are big, it does not make you smaller to bye clothes 3 sizes too small.

Bottomless

Someone forgot to get dressed and… while the above pictured woman at least had pants on…. At least this one has her shirt on …

Who goes shopping without pants or underwear?

The Backless Hoodie…

The backless hooded sweatshirt… How to tan your back while your head and front stays warm… Epic

Cow-Ma

and in the end.. Nothing like good old Monopoly

Someone sure loves Monopoly !!