Posts tagged ‘Darth Vader’
Todays Humour collection comes from Star Wars:
Q – What has Kermit the frog and Jabba the hutt got in common?
A – The same middle name.
Christmas time, and Luke and Darth Vader are approaching the Emperor’s throne room. Darth Vader, trying to break the ice between his estranged son, struggles for something to say. “Luke, I know what you got for Christmas.”
– Luke looks up. “Excuse me?”
– “I know what you got for Christmas, my son.”
” Luke frowns. “You left me with Uncle Owen and Aunt Baru! You were never there for Christmas! How can you possibly know what I received for Christmas?”
Darth Vader slowly turns towards Luke. “I have felt your presence.”
Obi-wan Kenobi takes young Skywalker to visit earth. They visit a Chinese restaurant, but once they begin their meal, Skywalker just cant get used to using chopsticks, so Obi-wan decides to give him a tip.
“use the Forks Luke, use the Forks”
“Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the world together.”
-doors start closing-
Obi-wan: Move, you’ll get cut in half!
Even: We lost one..
One day Yoda came back to the jedi temple after a mission and saw his room scattered and noticed that someone had taken a dump on his favourite meditating chair in his room the he noticed written on the wall, ” Darth Vader was here”, then he looked to the other side of the wall and saw written ” Darth Sideous was here too……..In your face you green midgit”
First we got one that has nothing to do with Animals at all:
But then Darth Wader both shrunk and found a new vehicle…
Apparently he is here taming a cat:
To add to his selection of vehicles
And then this one is just adorable
Bunny Slippers…. Oooooo
Make sure everyone are helping out…
Welcome to the second round of Dark Empire Jokes…
Wise words from Yoda
Hogwarts awaits new school participants
Free Hugs everyone, Free hugs
Dont act like your dad…
Why some people start to drink.
One seeks jobs wherever one can get one
One bad Chewbacca