Posts tagged ‘Family’
I am writing this letter slowly, because I know you don’t read so fast.
We no longer live in the same place where we lived when you left us for studies. Your father read in the newspaper that most accidents happens within 2 miles of your home, so we moved.
Unfortunately I cannot send you the address, because the people that lived here before us brought the house number with them, so that they wouldn’t have to change address themselves.
The house is real nice and we even have a washing machine here. However Im not all that certain if it works as it is supposed to. Last week I put some clothes in there but after I started it, no one has seen the clothes since then.
The weather is nice here though. Last week it only rained twice. The first time it rained for 3 days, and the other time it rained for 4 days.
About the jacket you wanted me to send you, your uncle Jonas said that it would be too heavy to send through mail, so I cut off the buttons and put them in the inner pocket instead.
Your father locked the keys in his car yesterday. We were real worried for a while, because it took us almost 2 hours to get your brother out.
Your uncle Harry fell into a barrel of MoonShine last week. We tried getting him out of there, but he just laughed and didn’t want to get up. In the end he drowned. We cremated him, but he is still burning..
Some of your friends drove off a bridge last week in a pick up. Two of them, Kenneth and Ronny, drowned because they sat on the back of the truck and they weren’t able to close the lid fast enough.
Other than that nothing much has happened here.
PS: I was going to add some money to the letter, but when I remembered so I had already closed the envelope…
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