Posts tagged ‘Men’
The US army have too many soldiers, and so the army offers some of the veterans a special bonus to retire.
They are war heroes so they are being asked to pick any two points on their body to be measured in a straight line and they will be paid 200 $/1 cm…
The first soldier asks to be measured from the top of his head to his toes : 1.80m, he gets 36 000$!!
The second one raises his arms and asks to be measured from his fingers to his toes : 46 000$.
The third soldier, an old vet says he wants to be measured from his penis to his testicles …
The guys around him all say : come on!! Think twice, you can get better measurements and better money!! “No”, he says, “I want to get measured by a military doctor”..
The veteran meets with the Doctor privately. The veteran pull his pants down and the doctor starts to measure his penis and suddenly stops! -“But where are your Testicles??”
And the veteran replies : “In Vietnam”….
A new app is on the market reminding women to check for breast cancer regularly.
With this app it should be fairly easy to remember to follow the steps !
Do I have to choose?