A woman takes her 17-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor asks, “Okay, Mrs. Smith, what’s the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s my daughter Lynda.
She keeps getting these … cravings,
she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives Lynda a good examination,
then turns to the mother
and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you
this, but your Lynda is pregnant –
about 4 months, would be myguess.”
The mother, shocked, says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be,
she has never ever beenleft alone with a man!
Have you, Lynda?”
Lynda says, “No mother!
I’ve never even kissed a man!”
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says,
“Is there something wrong out there doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just
that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared
in the east and three
wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if
I’m going to miss it this time!”