Posts tagged ‘Playing’

Christmas Eve – Merry Christmas to all of you

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Christmas Trees

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Tree Decorations

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Hurry

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Parking

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Get In There

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Uh Oh

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Wiping it Off

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The F Word

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Holding it

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Gift Opening

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CHristmas Caroling

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Meanwhile at the North Pole

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Picking up Chicks

A stallion and a chicken are playing on a field. Suddenly the stallion falls into a deep mud hole sinking fast.

The stallion yells to the chicken to run up to the farmer to get help to pull him up.

The chicken runs up to the farm, but she can’t find the farmer, however the chicken is  quite an energetic chicken so she takes the farmers new Audi S8 car, driving it down to the mud hole where the horse is fighting for his life.

The chicken ties a rope to the bumper of the car and throws the other end to the horse and pulls him out of the mud hole and into safety.

A few days later the stallion and the chicken plays in the field again.
Suddenly the chicken falls into the mud hole.

Run get the farmer, the chicken yells to the horse.

The horse responds calmly. I can just stand over the mud hole and you can grab a hold of my gear and I’ll pull you up.

So the chicken grabs a hold of the horse’s equipment and is pulled up to safety again.

The moral in the story is that if you are hung like a horse you don’t need a nice car to pick up chicks…

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Mad Cow Disease

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?”

“Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?”

“Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what’s the relationship between this and Mad Cow?”

“And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?”

“Mr. Brown, that’s interesting, but, what’s the point?”

“Lady, the point is this: if I’m playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you go mad, too?”