- Dad, why did you marry mom ? - So you cant understand that either son? - Aunt Teresa, why do you put makeup on yourself ? - - To look prettier - Does it take long before it works ? – - Thank you uncle, for the gift - Just a pleasure Peter, but you dont have to thank me - Thants what I told mom too, but she said I had to do it anyways. - Aunt Teresa, Where do you come from ? - - The beauty parlor - Was it closed ? - - Dad, what is a monologo - - What I have with your mother every night - Grandma, Close your eyes - And why do you want me to close my eyes? - Because daddy said that when you close your eyes, we will become millionaires. - Mom, have you asked Dad if he can buy me a bike ? - Yes, Several times, but it doesn't help. He doesnt want to. - Did you try with nervous breakdowns like with the fur coat? - Manuel, Do you know the difference between toilet paper and curtains ? - No, mom. - So it was you, right? - Mom, I want to become a nun - Peter, I have told you 1000 times that that is not possible - Dad, what is telepathy ? - Its when two people think the same thing at the same time. - Like you and mom? - No son, that was just a casualty
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No matter how far our exams are dumbed down, it seems it’s not far enough for today’s pupils.