Posts tagged ‘Relationships’

Chloroform

Not really what I recommend …

Advertisements

I’m not saying you sleep with you roommate…

A mother is invited by her son, Anthony, for dinner.

He lives with a female roommate, Tina.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony’s roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Tina and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Tina came to Anthony saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure. ”

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,
I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house; I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear son,
I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with Tina, and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama

Oh My God ! An Angel !

angels

 

 

Once, this mouse walks up to her 2 girlfriends with a bat and introduces him:
Hi Girls, meet my boyfriend. He is a pilot :D

 

Image

Used Toys

Love and Geography

– Once I told a boy he was the world to me …

– I have learned a lot about Geography since then.

Twilight Demotivationals

Yeah Yeah. More Twilight Humour. Just 2 days away from the movie pre-premiers in Oslo with celebrity visit Elizabeth Reaser (which I am impatiently awaiting myself as well) I had some fun finding more Twilght jokes and demotivationals.

Quite sad to still be a virgin at the age of 109 …

Wonder who he thought he’d impress …

I do agree. Stalking, controlling, manipulation and belittling in a relationship is not healthy in any kind of relationships (Thankfully thirst for blood is something most of us never will get to experience), but Edwards SPARKLES!  and who doesn’t like diamonds?  Right Bells?

Of course – there are always twinkies.

T-Rex hunting…

..

Poor Bells

Disturbing womens expectations to men all over the world

Playing outside in winter time

But you don’t !!! I just know it.

Well I’m far from as bad as these girls…

Again, who doesn’t like diamonds? And I’m certain all the guys complaining out there… They are just complaining because they don’t want to buy us Diamonds!

I can sense some tension here …

Image

UK Royal Wedding