In one way or another most of us has some kind of a relationship to Barbie, the doll of every 12 year old’s dreams (and lots of other ages too).
She is probably the reason half of us has some kind of a sick view on body ideals and grow up with eating disorders and she has a whole lot of people out there that love to hate her.
Every now and then I have found pictures posted on facebook or other places by someone with a bit more fantasy than myself that has modernized Barbie just that little bit extra to make her the strong, independant woman we all can look up to (or fear).
During studies Party Barbie attended lots of parties with her sorority friends.
Some times Barbie had too much fun and she turned into Sorority Slut Barbie.
Barbie wasn’t a rich girl during her studies and she had to get a job on the side. Exotic Dancer barbie had great success in her job and she managed to finance her studies with this job.
Due to her job, she met many strange people and then Barbie really started exploring her own boundaries. Bondage Barbie had lots of fun.
A lot of experimenting follows
One day Barbie started feeling unwell and realized she had become pregnant
Then Barbie met Ken and they started dating
With this Barbie calmed down a bit and she was happy with Ken.
Barbie got a normal job in an office and turned into the MadMen Barbie.
One day Barbie and Ken moved in together and we got the Long Term Relationship Barbie
In the modern family both Barbie and Ken had a few kids before they met and we could find the whole extended family in the My Kids – Your Kids – Our Kids Barbie.
The whole Long Term Relationship thing is not for our Barbie. She ends up cheating on Ken with Jim. Ken is horrified.
Ken rages and Barbie snaps and a hostage situation ends badly for poor Ken.
Unfortunately Barbie gets a thrill of the Kill and we now have to look out for Serial Killer Barbie
But Of course Barbie is a modern housewife after all…
She cleans her crime scene with bleach!
And for Halloween Serial Killer Barbie is having fun with her kids.
Then – Repenting what she has done – Barbie starts testing out drugs in the new version Party Barbie
Of course this doesn’t work out so well and Doped Out Barbie is a symbol of that
When she comes down from her trip Babie gets sick and Barfing Barbie can be found in stores all over.
Unfortunately one day barbie is out driving while on drugs and she has an accident.
The accident causes her to temporarily become Wheel Chair Barbie.
All the kids are taken from her by child support and with nothing left Barbie joins the army and is sent to Afganistan.
After this no-one heard from Barbie apart from the occational zombie spotting.