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Growing up

A responsible dad sits down with his son and asks if he has heard about the “flowers and the bees”.

“I don’t want to know nothing about that !” – says the son. “Promise me that you don’t tell me about it”, he cries while his tears are streaming down his cheeks.

The dad is very surprised and asks the kid what is wrong.

– “Oh, daddy! When I was 6 you told me that Santa doesn’t exist.

When I turned 7 yo”u told me that the Easter Bunny wasn’t Real.

And when I was 8 you told me that the Tooth Fairy was just a lie.

…. And if you now are going to tell me that grown ups don’t fuck I really have nothing left to live for!